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I know it's been a while, and a lot has changed, including my artistic focus. Henceforth, I will be producing fetish art on a commission basis ONLY.
Here's my updated info, for all who are interested:
I will take up to five commissions at a time. There's a spot in my deviantID widget that shows how many spots are open at any given time.
Graphite/simple lineart pieces are $8.
Ink pieces are $12.
Full color pieces are $25.
I only accept payment via PayPal. Message me here or at eduardrmoon@yahoo.com with your request (Subject heading: DeviantArt Commission). We'll discuss the particulars and I'll get started. Once the piece is finished, I'll send you a small, watermarked preview image. Then, you send me the money, and I'll send you the full-size, unmarked image.
Unless you absolutely want to keep your image private, all commissions I complete will be posted here on deviantArt as well. If you'd rather not have it known that you are the one who bought the commission, please say so.
I will draw pretty much anything under the sun you'd like, but of course there are some things I will not draw:
-explicit depictions of sexual acts -any vaguely sexual images involving children -images depicting bodily fluids -zoophilia
I am eloquent in all internet occasions requiring a black tie, and always accompany my snobbery with a strong undercurrent of self-deprecation. I love over-the-top DiD bondage with thick strokes of humor, as well as said gargantuan chunks of hilarity by themselves. I love weird fiction, heavy metal, folk music and mythology. I'll drink a beer with anyone here as long as the fire is one to admire, and I typically start rhyming far too late in a paragraph to look as clever as I'd like. I inject 3000 mg of whimsy into my orange juice every morning and spend the rest of the day snorting derisively at anything remotely ironic or sad.
Favorite visual artistFor fetish art, you can't beat Willie.Favorite moviesThe Wicker Man, Girl in 3D, Conan The BarbarianFavorite TV showsFuturama, Black BooksFavorite bands / musical artistsDo you want me to write a novel here?Favorite booksYou probably DO want me to write a novel here.Favorite writersDoug R., KP, Captivepenny, and other forgotten online scribes...Favorite gamesEternal Darkness, Bioshock, Resident Evil 2, Age of EmpiresFavorite gaming platformNot really loyal to any.Tools of the TradeStep 1: Pencil, eraser, ink, tortillon. Step 2: GIMP!Other InterestsWell now we'd have nothing to talk about if I filled this in, would we?
Stopped by to get some aesthetic grannies...and did so. Some nice new things. Still working on two things for you: a review and a story to accompany one of your drawings. Please don't give up on me.
I reread my message to you, and fell on the floor laughing over the "grannies" typo. I meant to write "grannies," but the automatic spellchecker changed it and I didn't notice.
